The Noobish One goes to Vault of Archavon and the Grand Black War Mammoth drops. Knowing that a trip to Obsidan Sanctum 25s does he save the roll for a shot at Fury of the Five Flights? In two rolls he wasted the 98 on the mount and rolls the 1 on the trinket. Best In Slot Trinket > a free mount when you have 68 others. Noob!
And to top that off, when it’s decided that top two rolls take a dive to get Gonna Go When the Volcano Blows and Zahana rolls an 86 and the next hightest is a 37 does he take the dive? Do what is needed to get one step closer to a mount that actually matters? No the Noob gets hit by the last Flame Wave, gets hit by a Lava Strike, and for like the 20th week in a row, fails to make progress towards getting the Plagued Proto-Drake. You’d think he focus now that he’s only 5 acheivements away from it and the clock is ticking. But no, he is my hunter, and my hunter is a noob.